So it's your wedding day, and guess what, every single female within a ten mile radius of your wedding is going to want to dance with you. What was that? What did you say? YOU CAN'T DANCE.

Well then, you best be beating a fast path to your local Arthur Murray. Yes, that's right, dance lessons. Many a man have they saved and you can be one of those many. Don't worry about the fact that you can't dance. Take a couple of introductory classes. Nothing too strenuous, learn a basic waltz and maybe a two step.

What was that? You're tone deaf? Well darlin' we can't help you with that, but learning to dance can be fun and if you take lessons at a very reputable place, they can generally teach you to work around this problem.

Usually sessions are with a private instructor and you will probably need at least four or five, so be sure to plan a bit ahead, but not so far that you forget by the time your wedding day comes along. One suggestion we have is, probably your bride already knows you can't dance, wouldn't she have fun going with you to class. The two of you could be Fred and Ginger. At least get her to help you practice.

Then on the night of your reception, trip the light fantastic and show up every guy in the place, cause guess what? YOU CAN DANCE!!!